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1 Best Jokes on Tue Jan 17, 2012 1:08 am

Here I'm going to be making a new joke topic! If you think you have the funniest jokes then post them here in a reply and I will personally post a new topic with the winner's joke and username! Here are the rules:

1. No making fun of other members
2. No Personal jokes
3. No Spamming
4. If a joke is already made you may not use it again
5. All racism is allowed
6. Have a nice day

lol!

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2 Re: Best Jokes on Tue Jan 17, 2012 1:26 am

TRnD xVIPERx

TRnD xVIPERx
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why does it cost so little money to blindfold an asian,because all you need is dental floss jk

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3 Jokes on Fri Jan 20, 2012 11:39 pm

Question- What do you call 6.9?

Answer- A period separating something amazing!

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4 Re: Best Jokes on Sun Jan 22, 2012 6:22 pm

itachiuchiha

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TRnD Mayhem wrote:Question- What do you call 6.9?

Answer- A period separating something amazing!
acutly its 6:9 cause a period is only seperating 1 from the other


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5 Re: Best Jokes on Sun Aug 12, 2012 4:32 am

MeKui

MeKui
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Whats the speed limit of sex?
68 because at 69 you have to turn around

Why don't most women drive?
There is no road to the kitchen

Why are doctors debating circumcision?
They are afraid it will cause brain damage.

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb?
0. Mexicans can't afford electricity.

(Long Joke)

A man was stranded in the forest for 1 week when he stumbled in front of a huge house. Him being lost for 3 weeks was terribly hungry and thirsty so he decided to knock on the door and ask for directions and a nice bed to sleep in for the night. He knocked on the door and an old Chinese man answered the door. The man told him about his journey and how he was lost. He then asked the man if he could stay for one dinner and sleep in one of his beds so he is fully energized for the morning. The Chinese man agreed on one condition. He told him he must not lay one hand on his grand-daughter. If he were to touch her he would get the 3 most worst Chinese tortures known to man. The man agreed and came inside. The man asked to take a shower before diner and the Chinese man agreed. As he was having a shower he could not help but feel some one was watching him. He peeked out the curtain only to see the grand-daughter running away.
He sat at the diner table and down came the grand-daughter. She was the most beautiful women in the world. She came down and sat beside him. The entire dinner she was sending him signals that she wanted to have sex. He was able to resist the whole diner. When night came around he climbed into bed. Finally he could not resist anymore and he ran over to the grand-daughter and made beautiful sex all night. When they were done the man ran back into his room and fell asleep so the old Chinese man would not suspect anything. When he woke up there was a stone on his chest with a note taped onto it. It read "First Chinese Torture. Rock on body." He figured it was nothing so he threw it out the window. As he threw it out he noticed another note on the back on it which read "Second Chinese Torture. Right nut tied to rock." he quickly jumped out the window to catch up to the rock. As he jumped he noticed another note on the ground which read "Third Chinese Torture. Left nut tied to bed post"

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